friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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