some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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