Dual....:-)
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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