actually, I'm a sock model
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Oh god it's open bar.
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