There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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