I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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