I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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