i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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