I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Randomize
