Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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