Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she smelled like a LAN party
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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