Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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