Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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