Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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