The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
All the doctor said was why
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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