My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
My feet surprised me
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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