Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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