normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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