can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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