David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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