I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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