I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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