There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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