erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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