tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Randomize
