If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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