I'm drive I can fine osifer
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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