i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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