Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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