i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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