Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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