I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
i out mim tonsoeep
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