ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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