Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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