it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
bring money and cleavage
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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