ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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