I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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