why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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