fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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