she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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