Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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