You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
