I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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