she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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