I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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