Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dignity is for republicans.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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