only if we run a train.
done.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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