How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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