You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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