you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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