I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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